My dog has no nose.
So how does he smell?
Awful.
Why was the ant so confused?
Because all of his Uncles were ants.
I invented a time machine next week.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
Showing posts with label sunday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sunday. Show all posts
Sunday, April 6, 2014
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Stupid Jokes Sunday
Olympic gymnast walks into a bar, she doesn’t get a medal.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a truck.
Badum TSSS
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a truck.
Badum TSSS
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Stupid Jokes Sunday
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Europe”
“Europe who?”
“No you’re a poo!”
Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooooke.
Three tomatoes are walking down the street. A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, “Ketchup.”
What did the buffalo said to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bi-son.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooooke.
Three tomatoes are walking down the street. A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, “Ketchup.”
What did the buffalo said to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bi-son.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Stupid Jokes Sunday
Q: Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A: Because the P is silent.
What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician? A Labracadabrador!
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?” The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay they’d be bagels!
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician? A Labracadabrador!
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?” The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay they’d be bagels!
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Stupid Jokes Sunday
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Stupid Jokes Sunday
A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says “get out, we don’t serve ropes in here!” The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Not pleased with his appearance, he takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says “hey, aren’t you that rope I just kicked out?” And the rope replied “no, I’m a frayed knot.”
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Stupid Jokes Sunday
This is going to be a new feature from now on, as the majority of votes wanted.
So there was this slightly introverted high school student who had never asked a girl to a dance. It’s his senior year and he feels that he should go to prom. So he musters up the courage and asks one of his friends. She says yes. Now he has to prepare for the dance. The next day, he goes to buy his tickets, and there is a huge line. So he waits, and waits, and waits, then he finally gets the tickets. The next day, he goes with his date to go get a dress. When they get to the store, there is a huge line going out the door. So the wait, they wait, and they wait. Finally, they get to the front and buy a dress. After this, they go to men’s warehouse to get him a suit for the dance, and there is a huge line going out the door. So they wait, wait, and wait. Finally they get in and buy a nice suit. The next day, he remembers that he needs to order a corsage. So he goes to the local store and there is a huge line. So he waits, waits, and waits until he gets his order in. Now it’s the day before prom and he wakes up and realizes that he forgot to order a limo, so he calls up the limo rental place. All the lines are busy so he decides to go into the place. When he gets there, he sees the line stretching out the door and around the corner. So he waits, and waits, and waits, until finally he was lucky enough to get the very last limo. So now it’s the night of the dance and when they get to the prom, the school is doing mandatory drug testing, so there is a huge line getting into the prom. So the wait, wait, and wait. Finally they get to the front and they both pass their drug tests. Now the dance was going pretty good for about a half an hour, until he really, really had to go to the bathroom. So he takes off to go, and he sees this huge line going out of the bathroom. He waits, waits, and waits until he finally takes care of his business. When he comes out of the bathroom, he notices that a crowd has formed around his date. She had just randomly passed out. Someone says to him, “hey, you’re her date, go get her some punch.” So he goes over to the punch table and thank god, there is no punch line.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
So there was this slightly introverted high school student who had never asked a girl to a dance. It’s his senior year and he feels that he should go to prom. So he musters up the courage and asks one of his friends. She says yes. Now he has to prepare for the dance. The next day, he goes to buy his tickets, and there is a huge line. So he waits, and waits, and waits, then he finally gets the tickets. The next day, he goes with his date to go get a dress. When they get to the store, there is a huge line going out the door. So the wait, they wait, and they wait. Finally, they get to the front and buy a dress. After this, they go to men’s warehouse to get him a suit for the dance, and there is a huge line going out the door. So they wait, wait, and wait. Finally they get in and buy a nice suit. The next day, he remembers that he needs to order a corsage. So he goes to the local store and there is a huge line. So he waits, waits, and waits until he gets his order in. Now it’s the day before prom and he wakes up and realizes that he forgot to order a limo, so he calls up the limo rental place. All the lines are busy so he decides to go into the place. When he gets there, he sees the line stretching out the door and around the corner. So he waits, and waits, and waits, until finally he was lucky enough to get the very last limo. So now it’s the night of the dance and when they get to the prom, the school is doing mandatory drug testing, so there is a huge line getting into the prom. So the wait, wait, and wait. Finally they get to the front and they both pass their drug tests. Now the dance was going pretty good for about a half an hour, until he really, really had to go to the bathroom. So he takes off to go, and he sees this huge line going out of the bathroom. He waits, waits, and waits until he finally takes care of his business. When he comes out of the bathroom, he notices that a crowd has formed around his date. She had just randomly passed out. Someone says to him, “hey, you’re her date, go get her some punch.” So he goes over to the punch table and thank god, there is no punch line.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
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