[DISCLAIMER: Not actual good advice. Do not follow. Merely for entertainment. Also, the problems are made up.]
Anon: I really dislike the new power couple in school, but everyone else worships them. I don't want to be the odd one out. What do I do?
War Hawk Advisor: Don't be afraid to speak your mind, even if it is dislike. Chances are, the new couple won't last too long. However, if you are really concerned, you might as well drop a pie on their head every time they walk into class TOGETHER, so they realize that as long as they are alone, they'll be pie-free. Works every time.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin
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