[DISCLAIMER: Not actual good advice. Do not follow. Merely for entertainment. Also, the problems are made up.]
Anon: I can't seem to keep up with all the work that's being given these days; it's all too much! What should I do?
War Hawk Advisor: This is the end of the school year. In which YOU are living. In YOUR life. So do whatever you want. Rip up the homework, hand in bread as the final product of your latest project. All they would be able to do is give you a terrible grade on your report card, and you can just rip up that too. YOLO, am I right?
~Bella Lin, Official Admin