[DISCLAIMER: Not actual good advice. Do not follow. Merely for entertainment. Also, the problems are made up.]
Anon: Nobody is cooperating for our final Spanish project. What do I do?
War Hawk Advisor: Get two large water guns and fill them up with onion juice. Every time somebody doesn't cooperate, squirt the onion juice. Hopefully they are smart to take the hint to actually cooperate.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin