[DISCLAIMER: Not actual good advice. Do not follow. Merely for entertainment. Also, the problems are made up.]
Anon: There are so many tests this week and I'm so stressed out! What do I do?
War Hawk Advisor: Cry about it to your parents. Eat some ice cream while watching sad movies. Do anything but study, because that would totally ruin your whole "Don't think about the tests" experiment. Now, if this doesn't work, I suggest you fly over to Hawaii and tan for a while. Bonus if you miss the tests completely due to your little "vacation". Nothing more to worry about... you know, except maybe your grades.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin