Thursday, March 6, 2014

Ask the War Hawks Thursday

[DISCLAIMER: Not actual good advice. Do not follow. Merely for entertainment. Also, the problems are made up.]

Anon: Mr. O' Flanagan wouldn't tell my class where he's from. How do I get the answer from him?

War Hawk Advisor: Well you should probably throw your homework at him and keep chanting "Tell us!" and if he still doesn't, throw your binders at him. Or maybe you could even go find his official records somewhere and find it and rip it up afterwards so NOBODY COULD EVER FIND OUT LATER ON AND ONLY YOU WOULD KNOW MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

~Bella Lin, Official Admin


  1. You realize you could get in trouble for suggesting violence against teachers.