[DISCLAIMER: Not actual good advice. Do not follow. Merely for entertainment. Also, the problems are made up.]
Anon: I'm having trouble with coping with anger. What should I do?
War Hawk Advisor: Well, you could take a deep breath. And then scream at the top of your lungs at strangers in a mall, or a very populated area. Then proceed to throw pillows in Sleepy's at the workers and jump on all the beds. Hope that helps...
~Bella Lin, Official Admin