Thursday, March 13, 2014

Ask the War Hawks Thursday

[DISCLAIMER: Not actual good advice. Do not follow. Merely for entertainment. Also, the problems are made up.]

Anon: I'm having trouble with coping with anger. What should I do?

War Hawk Advisor: Well, you could take a deep breath. And then scream at the top of your lungs at strangers in a mall, or a very populated area. Then proceed to throw pillows in Sleepy's at the workers and jump on all the beds. Hope that helps...

~Bella Lin, Official Admin

1 comment:

  1. No. You should ingest a concoction formed of Monster Energy, Red Bull, and various diet sodas, then do what Bella had suggested.