Q: Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the P is silent.
What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician?
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?”
The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?”
The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay they’d be bagels!
~Bella Lin, Official Admin