Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
“No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
~Bella Lin, Official Admin